"We should always always break up together" "Ooh I’d like that!"

Kids, I’m going to tell you an incredible story, the story of how I met your mother.

Kids, Robin and Barney had recently shared an awkward moment. After that, they did what any two mature adults would do: They pretended it never happened.

bananadome:

Chris Rock about Scandal at the 2014 BET Awards

I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you to sleep?

It got interesting…Damn you Oprah!

HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → g
grimmauld place

"It’s ideal for Headquarters, of course. My father put every security measure known to wizardkind on it when he lived here. It’s unplottable, so Muggles could never come and call — as if they’d ever have wanted to — and now Dumbledore’s added his protection, you’d be hard put to find a safer house anywhere."

whitepaperlyrics:

Sugar, We’re Going Down - Fall Out Boy

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